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Ok, it's 11:09 p.m. and I should really be getting to bed... but I've just discovered slide, and I had to test it out. I used the convocation photos from my flickr account, so I apologise for the lack of creativeness... but I promise to make a better one when I have more time.

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Happy Hallowe'en!

I had a mid-term tonight, but it was quick and painless, so I had time to stop by my parents place to do a little trick-or-treating!

They had the front lawn decorated with our Tin Man from the cottage who was all dressed up for the occassion! Here is the Tin Man as he usually looks (his sign reads DISMUSBDAPLCE)












Dressed up












In the dark



With goofy ol' me!

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In time for Hallowe'en:

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Why do afternoons always pass more slowly than the mornings? In the mornings I get to work, change out of my jeans and into dress pants, make a cup of green tea and a bowl of hot oatmeal and then go through my e-mails. I either open up Pandora or some other music I have ripped to my laptop at work. I usually take around 30 minutes to get through the e-mails. I then begin on whatever that day’s tasks are. Writing a press release, an award nomination, e-mail various people to track down a spokesperson photo or some document needed by someone else on the PR team, setting up interviews with customers… Some days when one or both of my bosses needs a caffeine fix we'll go down to the Tim Horton's in our cafeteria. On days when I have yoga and can’t eat lunch before our mid-day class, I try to have some yogurt or a small snack mid-morning so I’m not disturbing everyone else’s Zen state with my tummy rumblings…

...And then next thing I know it it’s time for yoga class or lunch.

Maybe it’s because I am on contract, and only doing 25 hours a week. That means I usually leave somewhere between 1 and 3 p.m. Maybe it's the 3 p.m. brick wall. The last two hours can seem so long….

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Some interesting links c/o Jane Magazine:

very unsettling

very unsettling
news
about
nuclear bomb

being detonated
in north korea.

women remember everything
and mother earth is no exception.

—Devendra

October 09, 2006

The Virgin Chronicles

I like You: Hospitality Under the Influence by Amy Sedaris

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History of the world from dawn of time to late last Friday

By Mark Hill, freelance journalist

The universe started with a big band and things have gone pretty much downhill ever since.

Life on Earth began with the amoeba, a single-celled creature with a tiny, unsophisticated brain. Most amoebas died off, but a few survive to this day and can be found in the Los Angeles area where they work as script-writers on Baywatch.

Later came the dinosaurs, but they were destroyed by King Kong and replaced by apes. The apes evolved gradually over thousands of years until they looked so much like Roddy McDowell that they changed their name to homo habilis, which was harder to pronounce than “ape” but looked more impressive on a business card.

Man’s first civilized society rose up along the banks of the Nile River in Egypt. The Egyptians built pyramids, designed the first working irrigation system and even invented an alphabet.

Egyptians learned how to build pointed high-rise buildings.

Known as hieroglyphics, it allowed the early Egyptians to keep records, transcribe important events, and write funny articles and sell them to newspapers instead of getting a real job.

Hieroglyphics were difficult to learn and many people turned for help to a popular teach-yourself system called “Hooked on Phoenicians.”

Egyptian society was popular for a time, but eventually its ratings started to decline and it was pulled off the air to make way for a hot new show on Fox called Ancient Greece.

This series centred around a Greek poet named Homer who lived in Athens with his wife Marge and their two kids Bart and Lisa.

Ancient Greece was followed by Ancient Rome which was run by Julius Caesar until he was killed by Brutus, Decimus and Cassius (who later changed his name to Mohammed Ali).

The Romans spent much of their time terrorizing the Christians, a group of people united by their common resemblance to Charlton Heston.

Then Jesus was born, forcing everyone to change their calendars from BC to AD, as if Daylight Savings Time wasn’t complicated enough.

The next big event was the Crusades. Organized by the Pope as an attack on Islam, it was a sort of Kon-Tiki Tour but with pillaging and murder.

The Crusades finally ended when huge numbers of young people wearing love beads gathered outside the Vatican singing “All we are saying, is give peace a chance” and chanting “Hey, Hey, Pope Urban II. How many Moslems did you kill today?”

After that came a hundred years of learning and creativity known as the Renaissance, an Italian work meaning “not much on TV.” Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo and others became known as “Renaissance Men” or “guys without cable.”

Over the next three hundred years the church divided itself into Catholics and Protestants so that holy wars could be held conveniently close to home; the Mayflower sailed to America and was made into a mini-series starring Richard Crenna; Galileo studied the stars and came up with the Copernican theory; and French King Louis XIV introduced a successful line of period furniture (“l’etat c’est moi,” said Louis, which means “take the couch and I’ll throw in a love seat).

The Industrial Revolution arrived in England and millions of farmers left the land for the cities where they got jobs building really crappy cars.

Meanwhile, the American colonies declared their independence and established a constitutional republic. Nearly a hundred years later, actor Raymond Massey changed his name to Abe Lincoln, became president and freed the slaves. This led to the Civil War, another mini-series starring Richard Crenna.

The turn of the century saw a wave of exciting new inventions. Marconi put together a wireless transmitter and broadcast the world’s first wacky morning show with the funny traffic guy. The Wright Brothers build an airplane which Orville flew while Wilbur sent the luggage to Jakarta. And Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone so he could call his friends and bug them to switch to AT&T’s new One-Rate Plan.

The First World War brought us trench warfare. The trenches won.

After the war the communists took over Russia. They overthrew Tsar Nicholas II and took him and his family to a clearing in the forest here they were forced to listen to “Ra Ra Rasputin” by Boney M until they all pleaded to be shot.

The stock market crashed in 1929 causing The Great Depression, which was a terrible thing when you realize that Prozac had not yet been invented.

The Depression ended with the onset of the Second World War. In the early days of the war, Dirk Bogarde and Trevor Howard were outnumbered by Rod Steiger, Klaus Maria Brandauer and Hardy Kruger, but in 1941 John Wayne and Lee Marvin entered the conflict and the Germans were beaten.

The British and Americans were called the “Allies” while the Germans were known as the “Nazis,” a German word meaning “Hey Fraulein, wanna come up and see my Luftwaffe?”

When the Second World War ended, the Cold War began. The Cold War gave the world such terrible things as the Berlin Wall, the arms race, nuclear proliferation and a series of silly novels by Tom Clancy.

Finally, in 1989, Communism collapsed under the weight of Boris Yeltsin’s bar tab. The Berlin Wall came down, the Warsaw Pact fell apart and Russia broke up into 700 small republics all named Kzuxzizxtstan.

A year later, CNN aired “The Gulf War,” an extremely popular series produced by George Bush and directed by Colin Powell. Bush lost his job soon after while Powell went on to a lucrative career in the not-interested-in-running-for-president business.

After the war, Bill Clinton became president. When he’s not running the country, Bill enjoys playing the saxophone, white water rafting, and not inhaling.

Which brings us to late last Friday when somebody called my house and complained that my article hadn’t arrived and hadn’t I ever heard of a deadline? Not exactly a turning point in modern history, but a good place to stop.

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Some good Strong Bad e-mails to share:

Techno

This one is so popular that Trogdor is in two video games!

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From Matt Good's blog (see original here.)

“On Thursday, a vast majority of delegates to the U.N. General Assembly’s first committee endorsed the resolution calling for the establishment of a treaty to stop weapons transfers that fuel conflict, poverty and serious human rights violations.

As many as 139 countries voted in favor of the resolution while 24 abstained. The United States, the world’s largest supplier of small arms, was the only country that opposed the resolution.

Other major arms-manufacturing nations that oppose the treaty but did not participate in the voting include Russia, China, India and Pakistan."

*Sigh. Is anyone really surprised?

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I think I wrote briefly about the U2 and Greenday performances at the NFL game when they re-opened the Superdome in New Orleans for Music Rising.

Here is a clip of the video for the song:



For the third time in almost as many weeks, I made peanut butter cookies because I was supposed to be seeing a friend who's birthday was during Thanksgiving and I wanted to give her some as a "sorry we couldn't see you on your actual birthday" treat. This has given me a chance to perfect my technique and find a recipe that works well. This last one, I believe (and Theo and Bruce's tummies seem to agree) is the best one. It's the recipe from the Kraft peanut butter jar -- but with Reese's Peanut Butter Chips added.

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This is really good commentary from Keith Olbermann:

GOP Fearmongering

I hadn't heard of Keith Olbermann until a friend sent this video to me. I am a fan now! For one, his role model is none other than the great Edward R. Murrow, the subject of George Clooney's Good Night and Good Luck. But mostly, it's because Mr. Olbermann doesn't mind doing what he is supposed to be doing as a member of the U.S. media -- criticizing and taking a serious look at the government's policies and decisions. Perhaps enough time has passed since 9/11 that we will see less and less self-censorship by the media...

Remembering "Stay the Course"

Speaking of U.S. politics....I went to see Death of a President last night. It wasn't the most thrilling movie, or documentary-style film, but it was interesting. I think the fact that the film makers may have chosen to have Bush assassinated in the film was more because it's current, it would grab attention and bring people into the theatres.



However, once you go beyond who the target was, the film delves into much more meaningful political aspects of what happens when someone of such importance is assassinated. The film makers show a scenario which isn't really that far fetched, and it falls in line with much of the U.S. and world political environment we are currently in. The film shows the role the media flurry taround such incidences plays, and it really goes into personal and political bias (even in the science of forensics.) It's a lot more about the investigation surrounding the assassination than an "I hate Bush" movie which some people seem to think it is. The characters in the film actually speak quite nicely of him... except for the protesters.